Tag: future husband

• Well, Shit. [Vulgarity]

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  alcohol poisoning, autism, capsaicin, consent, dead spirits talk, future husband, garden of eden, god, ish, life after death, love, messiah, narcissism, poison, psychic, psychopathy, rape culture, regret, sansara, sheol, stalking, sweat equity, talking to the dead, telepathy, time

• Who’s In My Way? [Vulgarity]

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  #MartyrdomIsASin, AI, autistic jokes (might be stupid jokes), bleeding to death, coffee, dominoes of trauma inside your souls, footsie, future husband, god light, i will hang myself on the rope of retribution, life is pain, murderer, mushroom clouds of devastating healing, one wild roller coaster ride, She's Taking Your Sins, She's The Martyr, spirit walking, spiritual nuclear healing device, swan dive into a bed of spikes, TREAT OTHERS HOW THEY TREAT YOU, war of attrition

• Weird Dreams [Vulgarity]

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  "chicken", anal intercourse, angelic love, crystal, eloquent soliloquy, face fur, freddie vibe, future husband, gay, god, healing, her number, I'm NOT gay!, is christ also santa claus, jesus christ, lost in translation, love, marrying two men, my bride my wife my future life, pro-pride romance novel, reincarnation, santa claus, spelled just like the rock, tab and slot, true love

• The Verdict Is In. [Vulgarity]

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  #nonagging, achy muscles, adulting 101, anger, anime, anime or something, anthony, ballistic, balloon chair, blow the fuck up and aim my nukes right at your heart for fucking lying to me(tm), cats, celibate, crap top, craptop, dann moving company, desert of hatred(tm), destroyer, eternity, extended child pose, fix the dresser, fix the storage, fix the window, foot stool, future husband, glory hound, god, god magic, goth disguise, growth, husband not boyfriend, i cast my spear, illusion, infinitely adaptable, it all adds up(tm), kitty probiotics, laminator, lies, linux, loneliness, magic trick, meaningful compliments, mr. tattoo man, mutation, narcissism, neutrality, nick, nicky, no afterglow cuddle = rape, no children, odin, overreacting, padawan, pain relief, partner, perfection is mythological, picasso painting, rational being, rational thinker, real man, robert jordan, santa claus, screaming, sense and sensitivity(tm), sex, skip the denial and anger and sadness and go straight to acceptance(tm), taking the cake, ten times feelings, tension, the record, towel, trade goods for services, training, trash talking linux, under-reacting, video games, we'll do it ourselves, what's behind the curtain, wheel of time, wizard of oz, yoga ftw!, yoga mat, you don't take shit from anyone, you have leapt from the light side like gazelles being chased by lions(TM)

• True Love [Vulgarity]

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  all hell is going to break loose, anger, anger issues, child of the stars, dickwad, earthling, future husband, government, hate, healing, hindsight, incommunicado, laser, life and death, lipper, meals 2go, murder, narcissism, narcissists are rapists, nasa, nick, nicky, orders from on high, parental advisory, piss and vinegar, purge, reiki, romulan cloaking technology, shaman, shame, skunks are cuter than humans, symbiosis, target, the destroyers(tm), the greater good, the universe's healing power(tm), the universe(tm), The Zoo(TM), urth

• When’s Dinner? [Vulgarity]

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  bears, cabbage soup, consent, cookies, crystal, deer, food is sacred, food waste, fresh produce, future husband, gathering, god, hunting, listening, love, narcissism, nick, opossums, price of food, raccoons, rape, rape culture, skunks, sugar, tigers, trees, tribe, true love, woman cannot eat what man can eat

• The Mountain Dragon Man (1) [Vulgarity]

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  altered carbon, baby steps, basilisk, celebrities, cheer leader, chore division, dollar bill, earth, forest basilisk man, future husband, gaia, god, grandma, grandpa, heroes, horse, kitsune, lord entropy, love, mark twain, mountain dragon man, mountain manticore man, netflix, not yet, ocean phoenix lady, positivity, puzzle, quellcrest falconer, raspberries, rincewind, squirrel, SSDD, stickers, suicide, the universe(tm), thomson reuters, universe-sized puzzle, walmart, yet, you make an impact, you're still here, zomg

• Imagining “A Day In The Life Of”

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  airbnb, barbecue, breakfast, cats, caveman, cbe, consent, day in the life of, dinner, ditlo, france, future husband, garden, god, happiness, healing, irish wolfhound, love, max, maximilian brofist, metaphysical, non-dairy butter, pierre, raise your vibration, refinishing furniture, reiki, reiki healing, reiki master, restoration, seamus, smile, snacks, spirit, third eye, vegetables, wildflowers, ymetsu

• A Strange Dream [Vulgarity]

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  a carbon copy of a carbon copy, airbnb, alien colony on the dark side of the moon, all humans must die, amazon prime, amygdala, ani difranco, ani difranco self evident, arrested, bbq seasoning, bob, cancer, cheaters, close encounters of the fifth kind, consent, CONVERSION THERAPY IS TORTURE, cruze, crystal, death diet, DEFENDER, DESERTER, dislocated hip, dislocated shoulder, dr. death, dr. greer, energy vortex, eye candy, fight club, future husband, g-man, gawd, god, god gives me physical therapy, GOD IS A TELEPATH, greetings and salutations, guillotine, haunted mansion, he caught me staring, HOMOSEXUALITY IS NOT A SIN, honed logic, I am in transition from one life to the next, I AM SANE, I argue with myself out loud, i hate ben already, i hate pretty people, i have eyes only for food, I quest for food., jacob, jiminy cricket, just freelance!, lantern in the dark, loki, love, LOVE THY NEIGHBOR UNCONDITIONALLY, low self-worth, lucid dream, magenta, magic, might & magic, mommy opossum, mr. gorgeous, narcissism, nightmares, no children, no income, no self-esteem, not disabled enough for social security, not enough energy to be angry, open empath, opossum, pick a class, psycho boy ben, psychopath, purple, rainbow trout, rape, razor sharp memory, REPENT, REPENT IN 48 HOURS OR DIE, sansara, sansara is violent, sea of darkness, sheol, shoplifting, sir deli man, snow shoveling, soul shine, soul sight, stalker, tesla cybertruck, the universe(tm), THE VATICAN IS FULL OF RAPISTS, the way to happiness, two yoga mats, unfunded entrepreneur, va va voom, VATICAN, wegmans

• Curry Is Poison [Vulgarity]

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  ani difranco, captain god, consult your doctor, cosmic therapy, covid, crockpot, cure AIDS, cure cancer, cure common colds, cure infections, cure UTIs, divine therapy, dr. zelda, eat alkaline, elon musk, enslavement, furniture industry, future husband, gaia, god, god loves bees, gooseberries, honey, HONEY IS MURDER, hunting in nature preserves is now off limits earthling scum, my baby was raped, pH balance labels on food, psionic, reject therapy and you die, she has no money, she was already murdered but i keep her alive, simon, therapy, urth, victim shamers will die, white pine trees

• I’m Too Broken to Unpack [Vulgarity]

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  animal ears, back pain, back problems, cat hat, denial, erie, faerie bubbles, future husband, g-man, gaming senior, gay, god, god-blessed, heat wave, homosexual, massage, post traumatic stress disorder, ptsd, puzzle, rape culture, should i stay or should i go, slime rancher, sociopath, stardew valley, steam, telepath, the clash, the karate kid, the sims, torchlight ii, video games, war, wegmans, yoga

• Unpacking Is Exhausting [Vulgarity]

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  4k television, 4k tv, aether, american food staples, animal ears, anti-chocolate, anti-dairy, anti-gluten, anti-grain, anti-nightshade, anti-sugar, bacon bits, bacteria, bean bag chair, binoculars, blankets, blu-ray, blu-ray player, books, bridge the gaps, cannabis, cardboard, casserole dish, cats, cds, chernobyl ii, chili, chocolate-free, christmas, coconut, coffee, colored pencils, coloring books, crayons, curtains, dainty, dairy-free, daiya, death zone, die in a fire, dime bag, dislocated hip, dislocated shoulder, divine entity, dog, don't get mad get even, dr. death, dreamer of dreams, dwarven mine, dwarven pickaxe, eternals, etsy, fancy computer controllers, faucet aerator, foodie, freak, future husband, gamer boy, gamer girl, gem, ghosted, gladware, gluten-free, god, god is smartly, god rant!!!!!, grain-free, hate, hawk, hdmi cables, home ownership, hormel, hug, imagination, junk, laugh, leftover spaghetti ideas, mad, markers, mountain, movies, moving, newsprint, nightshade-free, o fortuna, onions, organization, origami, paper, peacock chair, pepperoni, pepperoni pizza, pickaxe, pizza, plant-based cheese, plastic boxes with lids, plastic shelves, poison, radiation, rant, rifts, sad, sam's club, save the bees, scientists, scissors, shower head, sleepwalking, smooth operator, ssi, sugar free, supreme being of righteousness, the buck-twenty-five tree, the dollar tree, therion, throne, towels, tupperware, two monitors, valentine's day, video games, video gaming computer, wegmans, whatever-the-fuck-ware, wiloe, wiloe’s mommy, wiloe’s stench, wings, world peace, world-wide earthquake

• Wielding A Cup Of Coffee [Vulgarity]

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  #freewill, abyss, aisle, alien, alien transmission, anonymous, arm warmers, art, audiophile, auterspace, autie, ballgown, bambi, baseball, beautiful, beauty, beauty and the beast, beholder, bible, biceps, blind, bolt action rifle, boots, boy, can you feel the love tonight, cape, claustrophobia, code breaker, coffee, coffeemud, crystal, cycle of life, d&d, daft punk, dainty, dark horse, disney, dragon, drooling, empathize with god, english, equals, eternal work-in-progress, exhibitionist, exile, fealty, feelings, flower, foodie, forsythe of leicestershire england, free will, future husband, g-man, gay, get lucky, ghosted, handsome, heaven, hebrew, herpes, hibernation, homosexual, homosexuality, honey bunny, inner child, insane asylum, interests, jackson, jaxon, jaxon solsinger, jesus christ, jimmy hat, kiss the girl, lady and the tramp, lessons in flirting, lion king, loki, love, magic, man, manboy, marriage, marriage proposal, marry us, marshmallow fluff, metaphysical, million dreams, misinformation, mob, mods, monogamy, mountain dragon man, mountain phoenix woman, mr. romano, mud, mud engine, multi-user domain, multi-user dungeon, nala, nicholas david forsythe, nick, normie, obj, ocean dragon lady, peen, Pepé Le Pew, pink, player portal, recipe, resistance is futile, romance novel, romance novel cover, romantic love, ruby, ruby language, s.o.s., sandbox, sanity, sanity cocktail, sanity system, sansara, secret, self defense, shit-disturber, shoes, shoulders, shy, simba, singstar, sir deli man, skunks, snow, solsinger, soul, soul sight, soul tribe, soulshine, Source, ssi, st. charles, st. louis, stars, starshine, stl, sunshine, telepath, the bible, the gnome mobile, the little mermaid, thoughts, tiara, tigress, time, toasties, traits, translation, tribe administration, universe inside me, urth, va va voom, valor, vessel, virtual number, vnum, vnumber, walt disney, wegmans, wiloe, wooing, worm, ymetsu

• Magic Man [Vulgarity]

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  20 questions, abortion, angel of love, ani difranco, baseball, baseball bat, bible, biceps, clothes, comfort, concerts, crystal, fashion, fetus, flannel, future husband, g-man, god, god’s tool, heart, heaven, jaxon, jonah, juilie, lisp, loki, love, magic man, marshmallow fluff, mountain dragon man, muscles, musicals, nuts, patreon, peter pan, pixie punks, plays, prayer, pro-choice, punk, puzzles, sansara, secret, shaman, shamanism, shiva shidapu, shoulders, sir deli man, solsinger, soul, soul sight, Source, speech impediment, sports ball, the bible, the power of celtic, tiptoe, torrid, trina, troll, tryambaka remix, wegmans

• What Gets My Goat [Vulgarity]

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  aluminum, breast cancer, cancer, deodorant, future husband, god, jax, moving, poetry, rhyming, speed stick, what gets my goat

• Toasties & Masala Chai [Vulgarity]

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  almond milk, chai, coffee creamer, crafts, earth girls are easy, emphysema, experiments, future husband, gena davis, god, grocery goddess, halo, hookah, humility, loki, masala chai, no doubt, pain, prayer, quit smoking, rape culture, recipe, self-compassion, sir deli man, smoking, spring water, the long kiss goodnight, toasties, tylenol, wegmans

• Tyr, God of War [Vulgarity]

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  acrylic paint, adam sandler, allfather, art, back problems, balls of fury, bansidhe, bed, bio-dad, birds of a feather, bl3, blades of glory, broken, cat furniture, chaff, choose-your-own-adventure novel, christopher walken, coffee, comedian, dainty, derailed, dilapidated, disabled, disney, dr. internet, dripping sarcasm, drive, entertainer, faith, felicia day, fornication, future husband, gamer boys, god, god of war, halo, heat seeking missile, hellogoodbye, hold your horses, inner children, inner gremlin, it’s alright it’s ok, jax, leah andreone, lightning bolts, lisp, loki, loki is the inner gremlin of god, magic, medication, mini-odin, mini-thor, mods, mold, moving, never liked the rain, odin, oil change, oil paint, organization, pauly shore, pc, pep talk speech, performance anxiety, peter pan, playstation, ps3, purple, puzzle, renee zellweger, roll with the punches, scratching post, sega, self-sabotage, shy, sir deli man, space heater, spank bank material, sports ball, stage fright, static electricity, target, tesla, the bargain, the cure, the guild, thor, tom cruise, toxic masculinity, training montage, two heads, two-hand touch, tyr, urth, vegetables, video games, wiloe, writer, xbox

• Wile E. Coyote [Vulgarity]

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  antipizza, art of negotiation, axel f, bansidhe, barbarian, barter, basil, bill, bio-dad, broccoli, cat tamer, catgroove, cats, coffee, consent, coyote kisses, crazy frog, crystal, dog, downlink, efficiency, employed, excision, excision & downlink, experiments, eyes, feral, five inside, foodie, fur immer, future husband, g-man, gluten-free, god, greedy, greedy white men, gutter, hero, homeless, hospital, hug, institution, leah, looney tunes, magic wand, meet me on the battlefield, meow, modern slavery, mr. romano, narcissism, natural protective instincts, nova, parov stelar, pepperoni, plants, plini, red pepper flakes, regin smidur, robo kitty, samantha fish, sansara, savior, sea bass, selenium forest, shireen, side-eye, skyrim, space heater, stealing, stealing is wrong, sugar, svrcina, the universe, tinker gnome, trickery, tyr, vegetables, vnv nation, warlock, wegmans, what gets my goat, whipped cream, wild heart, wile e. coyote, window of opportunity, ymetsu

• It’s Good To Be Warm [Vulgarity]

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  all of me, aminals, antipizza, astral projection, bacteria, beats antique, beauty beats, bed, bible, bl3, bolt action rifle, budget payments, camping, Canada, cats, chef, code breaker, coffee, columbus, crystal, dann, dark horse, destroyers, disappointment, eagle moving group, emp, equal, erie, escape from l.a., escape from la, exodus, eye patch, fennel, finesse, firework, future husband, g-man, gaslighting, gay, genome, george takei, ghosted, god, gungnir, hate, head shots, headshots, healing, hunter, hunter hayes, jennifer nettles, john legend, jonah, joy, judgment, juicy j, karaoke machine, katy perry, kurt russell, levites, llama, loki, love, loyalty, magnet, mahadeva, marble dresser, marriage proposal, moses, mountain dragon man, movies, moving, mpd, multiple personality disorder, native american, netflix, noah's ark, north america, odin, one direction, oranges, outerspace, partner, pepperoni, phoenix, physical therapy, pivot, probiotics, ps3, punk, purple, quentin and george, rebirth, role-playing, sansara, santa, siblings, sit-down dinner, smuggler’s wharf, snake plissken, snow, spacelings, spear, spicy cup pepperoni, swedish, the bible, the christmas chronicles, tomatoes, vessel, video games, vikings, weight loss, what makes you beautiful, wyandotte, Wyandotte tribe, xbox

• The Broken Down Girl Robot [Vulgarity]

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  able-bodied, acetaminophen, almond meal, astral projection, auterspace, bed, belialtrix, broken, cardamom, chai, chai tea, constant companion, CRAZY, crystal, dancing, dancing galaxy, data plan, disabled, disappointment, divorced her emotions, dragon treasure, dune, efficiency, erie, future husband, g-man, genius, girl robot, god, godspace, goose, gps, hassle, magic, maven, mercyme, monkfruit sweetener, moving, netflix, nuts, peppercorn, perfect, plini, pumpkin, recipe, robot, sansara, selenium forest, shake, she held court with her emotions, silly goose, snowsuit, spice, spirit tribe, spotify, st. louis, star anise, tribe, tylenol, urth, vessel, wegmans

• Lap Kitties Rule [Vulgarity]

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  able-bodied, achy muscle balm, admiral akbar, bibliophile, biggs & featherbelle, biofreeze, bl3, butter, butter substitute, buy your fucking food asshole, cat furniture, cats, cel-shaded, couch, dairy-free, disabled, doctor, dodge and weave, donut, enzymes, fake cheese, flat belly, future husband, gay, geom cube, god, grains, halo, icy hot, katamari, leather, machine gun, margarine, match making, moving, noob, oatmeal, ozzie and gwendolyn, people furniture, perfect, plant-based butter, plant-based cheese, plant-based pasta, rape culture, sea bass, set it and forget it, shield, silly, smuggler’s wharf, snow, stop buying video games with your cash, sunbeam heated blanket, talia, taxes, the borderlands franchise, toxic masculinity, truth, tylenol, video games, waffle, washboard abs, wegmans

• Sir Deli Man, Marry Me! [Vulgarity]

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  acid, apples, back problems, bamboo, bansidhe, barista, bibliophile, bill, Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, binx, bioelectricity, book store, books, brahma, butter, butter substitute, buy that one and i’ll sell you another, cats, cinderella, citric acid, computer zombies, conversation, crap shoot, crystal, death, dignity, dislocated hip, disney, emotionally balanced, equal, food stamps, foodstamps, future husband, god, god is a trickster, grumpysaurus rex, guardian angel, healing, healing the world, heaven, hell, history of humanity, hunter, idiot savante, jax, joan osborne, keanu reeves, lady & the tramp, lance, lisp, logic, logical lance, loki, love, MAN OF MY DREAMS, margarine, marriage proposal, massage, mentally ill, moving, namaste, narcissism, Neo, o-man, odin, old man, oranges, pattern recognition, penny pinching, phosphoric acid, plant-based butter, pride, priestess, psychic streams, puzzle, rabid, sacred energy, sansara, sea bass, senile, shaman, sin, sir deli man, souls, Source, spear, starbucks, the gods, the matrix, the universe, thomas kinkade, trees, trickster, trickster god, urth, vinegar, whoa, wyandotte, wyandotte shaman, zen, zombies

• No Noose is Good Noose [Vulgarity]

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  aggression, anime hair, baseball, benjanick, bl3, boss mob, chronicles of crystal, creator, crystal, death wish, destroy, dignity, dr. strange, esmeralda, fealty, fish, freddie mercury, future husband, gay, GENTLEMAN, god, harlots, hot topic, illusion, innings, jax, kitty ears, listening, loki, love, loyalty, magic, mel brooks, men in tights, moving, nail polish, negative vibration, observational tower, perfect, poise, positive vibration, pridefest, quasimodo, queen, rape culture, sacred animals, sansara, shiva, shy, solsinger, st. louis, the ancient, the universe, timbuktu, tribe solsinger, trickster, urth, video games, void, we are the champions, whores, writing

• Loki Strikes Again [Vulgarity]

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  adventure, affection, apron, barnes & noble, baseball bat, beer gut, black cherry vanilla, boring zone, butter, butter substitute, caretaker, cats, chai, chai tea, coca cola, coffee, cosmic dust, CRAZY, creator of all reality, crystal, dairy-free, destroyers, donut, dreamer of dreams, duality, eavesdropping, filial piety, fizzy water, fragile, future husband, game, god, hairy man, Helen of Troy, hug, ice cream, jail, jax, jester, lactose, lisp, loki, louisville slugger, love, loyalty, lucien, man-shaped man, marriage proposal, marshmallow fluff, masterpiece, mischief, mold, mold monsters, mona lisa, mpd, multiple personality disorder, myth, native american, nebula, nebulae, perfection, priestess, sansara, scribe, shield, shy, sir deli man, smile, spacelings, sparkling water, spear, spirit tribe, sports ball, star, starbucks, sugar, suicidal tendencies, suicide, sword, therapy, tummy drums, warrior woman, web cam girl, webcam girl, wegmans, yeast