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Angel-Sansara

Tag: spring water

  • Coffee Shop Talks

    You might think I’m a rich bitch, drinking two pots of espresso daily. The thing is, I know I’m an addict. It’s just a matter of satisfying my addiction for the lowest price point without compromising quality. So, let me break it all down for you, human being: I spend $28.00 per month on espresso.…

  • What is an I.N.T.J.? (Part 1)

    If you would like to take the Myers-Briggs personality test, click here. (I have no idea if that site is phone savvy, sorry.) There are sixteen personality types. Every human being fits into one of these categories. Except, apparently, my ex-rapist. According to him, he came out an “XXXX” or some bullshit, which isn’t even…

  • God, Intergalactic Envoy

    God’s been telling me that intelligent life exists beyond Earth for ages. So, since we constantly play guessing games over what’s going on, I asked God if she’s an intergalactic envoy. She was so tickled pink, she decided that I had to put it out there for someone else to write about. You’re welcome. In…

  • Telepathic Love Interest

    She’s too pretty for me, he told himself yet again, breaking up his daydream. He wasn’t intensely interested in going down on the woman, but he thought for sure if she’d just give him a chance, she’d be seeing stars in the bedroom. That’s what he was daydreaming about… his mouth on her most sensitive…

  • Limbo

    I’m a romantic. Without a job. It makes me feel like a loser. “You have a job,” God reminds me. Yeah, yeah. Write a book about rape and fornication so the rest of humanity understands, finally, where they’re going wrong. I get it. Do you get it yet, human bean? She waters the bean and…

  • “Reiki is not a replacement for medical treatment.”

    I wonder what idiots require this disclaimer to understand that energy healing cannot heal root causes of ailments, which is typically diet-related. Reiki is a temporary stop-gap measure at best unless you’ve just had surgery or trauma. That is when reiki is best employed as pain relief. How that screams to a person that it…

  • No More Fruit

    Conventional wisdom dictates to me that fruit is a necessary part of any well-balanced diet. I cannot eat it, currently, without feeling over-full for hours. I’ll be giving it a rest because of this. The same with plant milks, which I was using to try to invite more nutrition into my paltry diet. I don’t…

  • Non-dairy Vanilla Yogurt

    Ingredients: pinch sea salt 2 cups cashews 2 cups purified water (to boil) 1.5 cups spring water 1 tsp vanilla. 1 tbs Farmhouse Culture Ginger Beet Gut Shot, if available Method: Boil purified water. Enough to cover cashews – approximately 2 cups. Cover cashews with boiling water. After 10 minutes, drain cashews. Combine cashews, spring…

  • Detox Berry Bowl

    Ingredients: 0.25 cup fresh blueberries 0.25 cup fresh blackberries 0.25 cup fresh raspberries 2.00 tbs cilantro 2.00 tbs spring water Method: Chop cilantro fine (or use dried.) Combine cilantro and spring water in the bottom of a mixing bowl. Allow cilantro to re-hydrate for 2 minutes, if dry. Add all berries to the mixing bowl…

  • Fighting Food Intolerance

    God told me today that I know the cure for cancer. I have no evidence I actually have cancer, of course. Apparently SSM Health does from an MRI they took of my belly last year. I’m afraid to call. I don’t want to know. I’ll tell you how I cured it, just in case he’s…

  • Internal Struggle

    I have to tell you the one most annoying thing: it’s when I fight with myself. I’ll be damned if I’m giving up coffee unless I absolutely must. Loki… or whomever… keeps telling me I’m killing the good bacteria in my gut with it. But the creamer (with cane sugar in it) is just fine.…

  • Toasties & Masala Chai

    We are soaking our masala chai ingredients in spring water right now. I read something about crushing it for a stronger flavor. I do not own a mortar and pestle at this time, so I am soaking it per God’s suggestion. It makes sense that letting the water seep into the spices to soften them…

  • Trickster: 2, Bio-Dad: 0

    The first cup of coffee I made that old man was with milk. They added a bunch of sugar afterwards. The second cup of coffee I made that old man was with Silk vanilla dairy-free creamer + sugar. I start brewing more coffee and my mom tells me to make him another cuppa ‘just the…