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  • What is She Thinking? Take 3

    I’m sad. I have this overwhelming grief within my bosom and it’s difficult to see past the sea of tears I hide within. There isn’t much to find uplifting about the human species, as of late. Something inside of me that isn’t me insists on being boy crazy. There doesn’t seem to be much room…

  • Trauma Can Be Prevented

    His eyes never sparkled when he looked at me, not until I nearly wasted away, shedding over 80 pounds. Not once did he look at me like I was the hottest thing on planet Earth, not unless I was acting out, stretching myself to get his attention. Going above and beyond. This should not be…

  • I am on fire.

    My neurons are slow to rouse, but the rest of me is not. In fact, I am aroused. I keep seeing ideas of how to satisfy that hunger in my head. Ideas I didn’t ask for. Ideas I wouldn’t ask for. I do not have permission. I do not have consent. Why are they there?…

  • The Mountain Dragon Man (4)

    I think I found the perfect model for The Mountain Dragon Man. Now, it is time to draw and write. Some day, my labor of love will show the world what I’ve learned about life at large. There’s still more to learn — there will always be more to learn — but I think I…

  • The Mountain Dragon Man (2)

    If we were to categorize life logically, we human beings have approximately 100 years to do everything we ever dreamed of. If we break that down into decades, we’d have ten of them. If each decade is how you judged yourself, looking at your progress from one to the next, perhaps you would see for…

  • The Mountain Dragon Man (1)

    The Mountain Dragon Man is the title I bestow on my future husband. It sounds quite intimidating, surely, for anyone who does not even call themselves a man in their head, but I assure you that any boy can grow into a mountain, a dragon, or a man. And if he’s a very diligent boy,…

  • I’m Mad

    I spent two years chasing rainbows. I finally get to the end of the rainbow and all that’s there is a pile of dog shit. Thanks, Universe. I finally telepathically connect to another human being, cognizantly, and he has a girlfriend. What kind of joke is this, anyway? Whose line is it? Where are we?…

  • Death to the Dragon Man

    Her epic performance was met with… silence. This woman made a five minute marriage proposal video (seven, actually, but who’s counting?) He didn’t talk to her for eons. So, she decided to enter the dragon’s cave, uninvited. She sent her spirit walking across the ocean to the United Kingdom, to his very door step. His…

  • Saving a Life

    You’d think she’d run out of things to say, except they’re not her. They’re God’s things to say. I have so many. It’s really difficult to determine where to begin, honestly, because my disappointments only begin with her death. P.S.: JULIE. WE LOVE YOU!!!!! You’re the angel of mercy. Never stop being you. ❤ ❤…

  • I’ll Marry Odin Now, Thanks For Playing Along

    I met Odin last year in the spring time. I thought he was a mortal being here on planet Earth, but I no longer think that. I told him that I thought I needed a mate with a body. In fact, I mistook him for a human being… I mistook him for the man I…

  • The Girl is Taken

    Since you undoubtedly believe she’s something special by now (yeah, I already know you’re going to read out of order because later I’m going to type up how God raped Crystal), know this: She’s taken. She’s betrothed to The Mountain Dragon Man, who is NOT Nicholas Forsythe, despite everything he thinks he is. Nicholas, you…

  • Going Silent as a Shaman

    “Silence can make us uncomfortable because we’re so used to distracting ourselves from what we’re feeling—from difficult emotions like fear, resentment or anger,” says Stephanie Ludwig, PhD, MA, MDiv, Director of Spiritual Wellness at Canyon Ranch Tucson. “When we’re truly and intentionally silent, we have to face whatever is inside of us.” Instead, we keep…

  • Wielding A Cup Of Coffee

    I’m equipped this morning with coffee and toasties. Toasties are like cookies except mostly health food. Of course, if you are allergic to nuts, you’ll want to swap the flour out in this recipe. Toasties Ingredients: — 2 cups almond meal— 1/2 cup cassava flour (egg replacement)— 2 sticks plant-based butter (Wegmans brand)— 2/3 cup…

  • Magic Man

    I’m convinced there’s a magic man out there for me. Except his eyes are like coffee. [Heart — Magic Man] Maybe I’m wrong. I mean, God keeps promising me one Jaxon Solsinger — that’s our new last name if he doesn’t step up to the plate soon. It’s his turn to be at the bat.…

  • Coffee & Cake (& Chai & Toasties)

    My toasties are shaped like a cake or a really decadent brownie but have the texture of a cookie. I’m enjoying my first toastie with a cup of masala chai that I left in the fridge overnight with all the spices in it. YUM! I’m going to have to make it part of my recipe:…

  • It’s Good To Be Warm

    Weather forecast for Erie, PA as of 9:53 PM 1/29/2022 I just sat outside for 3.5 hours with the movers that brought my stuff that had been lost for five months. I don’t live in a great part of town, and something I noticed around these parts is that there’s a distinct lack of middle…

  • I Lost The Job I Resigned From

    As if that isn’t confusing in and of itself. I resigned from my hoity toity job in July of 2021 and a few weeks ago, my boss e-mailed me about how I was terminated. First: Thank you, U.S. Bank, for the most amazing tenure I’ve ever had in the realm of techno-wizardry. I loved that…

  • The Ocean Dragon Woman Reborn

    I should tell you now that although I am the Ocean Dragon Woman, there are two of me. The other me is nothing of the sort. The other half of me is the Mountain Phoenix Woman. Notice that we are all woman. If you’re not already aware, this means we have a duality that no…

  • I Am The Mountain

    ‘I am the mountain,’ she said to her friend Belialtrix. He was taken aback. How could she be the mountain while she chases the Mountain Dragon Man? ‘Are you sure I am the mountain you are looking for?’ Belialtrix suggested. Surreal, we know. How can both be the mountain? How can anyone be a mountain?…

  • The Mountain Dragon Man

    Come one, come all! Welcome to the Solsinger tribe, a one-woman circus. Watch us contort to your heart’s content. We’re entertaining, we hope. We also hope you’ll throw a few coins our way. We have a Patreon account. Sansara Solsinger is the name and we’re pleased to make your acquaintance! Today, you will meet Ymetsu,…