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Tag: toasties

  • Leftover Delight

    It’s almost time to scour the fridge anew and turn anything getting to be more than a couple days old into something new. I’ve got my sights set on a half gallon of apple cider that has not been devoured yet. It didn’t quite taste fresh when I got myself a glass full last night,…

  • Sunbutter Toasties

    Ingredients: 2 cups almond meal 1/2 cup cassava flour (egg replacement) 2/3 cup Lakanto monkfruit sweetener — classic 2/3 cup Lakanto monkfruit sweetener — golden 2 sticks plant-based butter, room temperature 1 cup sunbutter 1 tsp vanilla extract (or paste) Method: cream together ‘sugars’ and ‘butter’ with vanilla extract. add sunbutter to creamed mixture and…

  • Toasties! (Healthy Cookies)

    Ingredients: 2 cups almond meal 1/2 cup cassava flour (egg replacement) 2 sticks plant-based butter, room temperature 2/3 cup Lakanto ‘golden’ monkfruit sweetener 2/3 cup Lakanto ‘classic’ monkfruit sweetner 1 tsp vanilla extract (or paste) 1 pinch nutmeg 1 tsp allspice Method: cream together ‘sugars’ and ‘butter’ add extracts & spices to creamed mixture and…

  • Wielding A Cup Of Coffee

    I’m equipped this morning with coffee and toasties. Toasties are like cookies except mostly health food. Of course, if you are allergic to nuts, you’ll want to swap the flour out in this recipe. Toasties Ingredients: — 2 cups almond meal— 1/2 cup cassava flour (egg replacement)— 2 sticks plant-based butter (Wegmans brand)— 2/3 cup…

  • ‘You Are Ridiculous!’

    I even named a character Ridiculous once on an MMO called RFO, a.k.a. Rising Force Online. Ridiculously entertaining! I mean, that’s the point and all. I love you too, my fans. My audience! To the woman who dreamt up toasties first: Thanks for the awesome name, you should still use it. It was yours first.…

  • The River Has More Colors Than My Sock Drawer

    [The Pixies — Where Is My Mind?] Thanks for all the healing, my friends. I got through at least six boxes of junk. I say junk because I realized… again… that my former roommate packed literal trash. Not gross trash, mind you — although I totally expect to find some — but empty cellophane wrappers…

  • Coffee & Cake (& Chai & Toasties)

    My toasties are shaped like a cake or a really decadent brownie but have the texture of a cookie. I’m enjoying my first toastie with a cup of masala chai that I left in the fridge overnight with all the spices in it. YUM! I’m going to have to make it part of my recipe:…

  • Toasties & Masala Chai

    We are soaking our masala chai ingredients in spring water right now. I read something about crushing it for a stronger flavor. I do not own a mortar and pestle at this time, so I am soaking it per God’s suggestion. It makes sense that letting the water seep into the spices to soften them…

  • I Lost The Job I Resigned From

    As if that isn’t confusing in and of itself. I resigned from my hoity toity job in July of 2021 and a few weeks ago, my boss e-mailed me about how I was terminated. First: Thank you, U.S. Bank, for the most amazing tenure I’ve ever had in the realm of techno-wizardry. I loved that…

  • Tricking An Old Man

    The spirits and I tricked my old man today. He just ate plant-based butter and couldn’t tell the difference between that and real butter. And, to boot, his fucking doctor recommended he eat margarine instead. That stuff that is basically biowaste that they package as food. That is not food, children. God is quite pleased…