Tag: weight loss

  • Pear-Blueberry Smoothie

    1 pear, chopped (and peeled, if you’re a pansy) 1 cup blueberries 1 cup water 1 cup non-dairy milk of your choice, such as soy or cashew 3 tbs avocado oil (or your fat of choice) Throw it in a blender and blend to your desired consistency. Want to liven it up a little? Add […]

  • Weight Lost: 8 LBS

    I lost 8 pounds this past week. “Oh, that’s just water weight!” Nope, it’s not, but keep telling yourself that if it makes you feel better. You will want to once you know I don’t eat hardly any sugar. I eat small meals about six times a day. Sometimes, my meal is coffee and creamer. […]

  • Every Body is a Beach Body

    This whole ‘Let’s get skinny for the beach!’ bull shit is more misogyny. Congratulations! You lose one point of humanity, you emotional vampire. Anyone who convinces you that you don’t look good just the way you are is a narcissist. A real man or woman will accept that it’s fucking hard to lose weight, no […]

  • How to Hurt a Telepath

    Jerome is being adamant that I am a telepath again. I don’t agree with him one bit. If I knew how to read minds, I would never miss out on groceries at the store. I’d always know exactly what I should buy to replenish the coffers. I would know what my ancient ones want to […]

  • Thought Swimming

    [Profanity Warning] I saw a man with Down Syndrome (presumably) at the supermarket the other day. He gave me the most brilliant happy smile. I couldn’t help but smile back! I stepped outside of my comfort zone, too. I said, “Hi” as I passed him in the deli. He was wearing a sunshine yellow shirt […]

  • Dear Sir Deli Man,

    [Profanity Warning] I’d like to think I’ve gotten to know you this past year and a half. I know we haven’t said a word to each other in the real and I consider that, as well. I’ve decided to discontinue my fear for negative repercussion and simply dive in to a puddle of thought. I’ve […]

  • Open Forum Therapy

    For the record, my blog is for my therapist to read. I see no reason to make it private other than to save face for an asshole who is king amongst derelicts. And a couple of bitches along the way, too. Fuck ’em. It’s easy to blame myself for all that happened. I did for […]

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