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Tag: sugar

  • I Hate Shopping

    There are about three million reasons I hate this activity, but there’s only one that has a name: Ben Vesuvius. That asshole was real good at undermining my personality and expression of self in order to force me to wear whatever he liked better, which had zero taste. What kind of monster loves taupe for…

  • The Stats Say We Are In A Void

    I know for a fact that WordPress is fucking with my stats, so it looks like nobody is reading my blog. I know this because I can link a video in my blog and the playlist or video will increase by ~110 hits. Not every reader is going to follow a link, either. I imagine…

  • When’s Dinner?

    “When I can get up again, silly,” Crystal said, replying to God. She was being admonished ever so slightly for her self-neglect. It was a pattern in her very core, something God couldn’t really program out of her (nor did She wish to, it’s what made her darling child so darling, you see.) “I know…

  • Spirituality

    Spiritualism: Spiritualism is a movement based on the belief that the spirits of the dead exist and have the ability and the necessary means to communicate with the living. The afterlife, or the “spirit world”, is seen by spiritualists, not as a static place, but as one in which spirits continue to evolve. Wikipedia Is spiritualism…

  • Continuing The Day

    A day in the life of Crystal Scordias is rather uncomplicated from the outside. She goes to the store daily for her family unit, replenishing the coffers with nommables. She ferries ungrateful wretches to their doctor appointments and tries to feed them in a healthful way. They constantly sabotage themselves, these ancient ones. They eat…

  • An Apology, Take Three

    She’s terribly angry at me. I still have a shred of hope she’ll meet me later at the bar, but I don’t think she will. I think I blew it. I didn’t blow it just once. It was more like 1,000 times. She has so much patience, she’s so laid-back. A simpleton would blame her…

  • No Coffee Day

    Today is a no coffee day. The suffering is real. I’m not even out of coffee. Or creamer. I really just drink coffee as an excuse to drink creamer. But it’s got sugar in it, and I know sugar is bad for me. It causes cancer. The internet says otherwise, but I know the truth.…

  • Trickster: 2, Bio-Dad: 0

    The first cup of coffee I made that old man was with milk. They added a bunch of sugar afterwards. The second cup of coffee I made that old man was with Silk vanilla dairy-free creamer + sugar. I start brewing more coffee and my mom tells me to make him another cuppa ‘just the…

  • Wile E. Coyote

    [Coyote Kisses — Acid Wolfpack (original mix)] Mr. Coyote is possibly one of my all-time favorite Looney Tunes characters. First of all, he never complains and he never gives up. No matter how many times he fails or how many times he makes the same mistake, he never gives up! My hero. ❤ [Crazy Frog…

  • I Lost The Job I Resigned From

    As if that isn’t confusing in and of itself. I resigned from my hoity toity job in July of 2021 and a few weeks ago, my boss e-mailed me about how I was terminated. First: Thank you, U.S. Bank, for the most amazing tenure I’ve ever had in the realm of techno-wizardry. I loved that…

  • Loki Strikes Again

    ‘I got you good, Sansara!’ Loki crowed in triumph. Simultaneously, he gave the woman the impression that he was hugging her. ‘That guy at Starbucks inside the Barnes & Noble is not Jax from Wegmans, young lady. He looks a lot like him, doesn’t he? In fact, he could be a clone, wouldn’t ya say?’…

  • Tricking An Old Man

    The spirits and I tricked my old man today. He just ate plant-based butter and couldn’t tell the difference between that and real butter. And, to boot, his fucking doctor recommended he eat margarine instead. That stuff that is basically biowaste that they package as food. That is not food, children. God is quite pleased…