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Curry Is Poison
I hate to break it to you, but you’re poisoning yourselves with your curry powders. Cumin and curry are both incompatible with the human body, despite your dedication to using it in both Asian, Mexican, and fusion cuisine. We know everyone in Asia eats it, but you don’t eat it every day. Some of you…
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We Don’t Want to Kill You All
We don’t really want to eradicate the human species. We’re really upset you destroyed the red and blue people. Incredibly upset. You really don’t know when to stop your bullshit. Good thing we took some away in cryostasis to preserve the species of each. They will be deposited on Gaia once more and protected in…
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You Poisoned MY CHILD
All of you motherfuckers adding fillers to food, you die. It is poison and you know it. You will all die, no matter if you reform or not. You have mass poisoned America and beyond. You’re guilty. You did it on purpose. You did it to make sure you all could keep minimum wage as…