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Tag: the universe

  • Glamour.

    “The only thing that could make me happier right now is some weed,” she heard as she came to a stop at a stop light traveling southbound on the main arterial roadway of the city. Moments later, she could smell cannabis. She was alone in her car, en route to the grocery store for her…

  • I’m Asking Too Much

    I am asking too much, as it turns out. It helps me weed out the boys from the men, truth be told. I want… need… to be married. One time. One person. If they cheat on me, I will not have the will left to carry on. I will be dead. This is the last…

  • Dear Demetrius,

    It seems I have known you longer than I expected. I thought I’d never seen you before that September day. I never looked at anything but food most shopping trips. Fortunately, I had a friend helping me out psychically. God, I do suppose. She said, “Hey, stand right here and look at these sandwiches.” I…

  • End of My Rope

    End of My Rope

    The Universe told me there was a kinder, gentler future for me so I went on a vision quest. I had come to be was meandering in circles, like a leaf on the surface of a pond, disturbed by a fish taking a bite of insect to eat. I am utterly and completely alone. And…

  • Wile E. Coyote

    [Coyote Kisses — Acid Wolfpack (original mix)] Mr. Coyote is possibly one of my all-time favorite Looney Tunes characters. First of all, he never complains and he never gives up. No matter how many times he fails or how many times he makes the same mistake, he never gives up! My hero. ❤ [Crazy Frog…

  • Sir Deli Man, Marry Me!

    I know I’ve never spoken to this man before, but the Gods have definitely introduced me to his subconscious mind. He’s amazing. If it’s not obvious, he works in a fucking deli. Hence, his title, Sir Deli Man. I’ve named him Jax because one short word is more efficient than one long title, but I…

  • The Mountain Dragon Man

    Come one, come all! Welcome to the Solsinger tribe, a one-woman circus. Watch us contort to your heart’s content. We’re entertaining, we hope. We also hope you’ll throw a few coins our way. We have a Patreon account. Sansara Solsinger is the name and we’re pleased to make your acquaintance! Today, you will meet Ymetsu,…

  • No Noose is Good Noose

    Our stuff is supposed to arrive tomorrow. The stuff we lost five months ago in some sort of moving faux pas. I don’t have the money orders anymore to pay them with and it’s Saturday. I do hope they’ll take a debit card instead or even my credit card. They’re just going to have to…