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Tag: halo

  • I am the Code Cracker.

    Reality is written in code. She gives you a moment to process your Matrix “whoa.” Everything — absolutely everything — revolves around unwritten rules. Before we knew what to call Gravity, we interacted with it every day. In fact, it’s friend in chief is Entropy, which we can observe as a small child tears a […]

  • He’s Just Doing His Job

    I decided to go hit up Target for some hair color. I am completely delighted that they now carry some Manic Panic! A tried and true colorant! And I was skeptical at first, but I read the label and I saw it’s vegan and cruelty free. I’m surprised, honestly. Now, I know that doesn’t mean […]

  • Farming Sim: Summer

    How do I know God isn’t a mere mortal man? Well, he tells me what the weather will be next month. I doubt anyone can really do that accurately. Not on Earth itself. If they could, they would know we are fucked, in a word. I dunno what possessed me to make this farm. Oh, […]

  • Friends Don’t Shoot Friends in the Face [NSFW]

    Diego threw his hands up in the air. Sansara just killed him again in Halo. He was getting sick of that being the case. She looked at her friend and said, “Okay, this is not about torturing you, how ’bout we play co-op? I got Borderlands 3, too, you know.” He looked at her suddenly […]