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Pear-Blueberry Smoothie
1 pear, chopped (and peeled, if you’re a pansy) 1 cup blueberries 1 cup water 1 cup non-dairy milk of your choice, such as soy or cashew 3 tbs avocado oil (or your fat of choice) Throw it in a blender and blend to your desired consistency. Want to liven it up a little? Add…
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Doughnut Waffle Recipe
Bienvenue! A really simple recipe that tastes like donuts once topped with maple syrup! 2.00 cups oat meal (any kind)0.50 cups cassava flour1.50 cups mineral or spring water0.50 cups avocado oil2.00 tbs vanilla extract0.50 tsp nutmeg Combine oats and water in blender and allow to sit for ~20 minutes.Add all other ingredients after absorption time…
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Toasties & Masala Chai
We are soaking our masala chai ingredients in spring water right now. I read something about crushing it for a stronger flavor. I do not own a mortar and pestle at this time, so I am soaking it per God’s suggestion. It makes sense that letting the water seep into the spices to soften them…
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The Broken Down Girl Robot
There once was a woman who felt like a robot because everyone around her treated her as if she was a robot. They made this fatal mistake because Crystal separated business from pleasure, so to speak; she divorced her emotions until the end of the day, where she sat and reflected upon what happened throughout…
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Wegmans Trip 422
My parents expect me to be mind readers and so much more. It’s getting really old. ‘Did you get Jello cups?’ as soon as I came back from the store. ‘No, bitch, you didn’t put it on the grocery list.’ I didn’t say it, but instead I gritted my teeth because my hip is out…