What the fuck? I have two sticks of man deodorant and neither have aluminum in them. But, when I go to the fucking store to buy woman deodorant, every single one of those fucking tubes has aluminum on the label. It’s known to the state of Crystal that aluminum causes BREAST CANCER!
Today, I am wearing Speed Stick Original. It’s quite fragrant and pleasing to me. I found it while unpacking. I also found a first aid kit, some Icy Hot, and some petroleum jelly that I use for my stubborn dry skin problems. That stuff is good at moistening skin, I tell ya. Some people don’t like the word moist. I don’t see anything wrong with it. It’s like hoist! But with an M.
There have to be words to rhyme with or else poets are outta business!
Furthermore,
DEAR FUTURE HUSBAND A.K.A. JAXON SOLSINGER:
I REALLY HATE YOU RIGHT NOW FOR MAKING ME UNPACK MY SHIT ALONE.
I’LL GET OVER IT BUT IT’S GONNA BE A WHILE.
SINCERELY,
GOD
Angel-Sansara 