Where’s Her Ulterior Motive?

All day today, I’ve been having a conversation with a loser I thought I was in love with in my head, thanks to the G-man. (God, to the rest of you.) I’m really sick of the convo, too. He thinks I am a bitch that will not budge with eyes size of snow. [Ani DiFranco’s Buildings and Bridges.]

This idiot thinks I enjoy punishing people just because I had the unfortunate displeasure of being an administrator on a small time game. I enjoyed it so much, I declined to create my own once I parted ways with the one he met me at. I so love punishing people. Come over here, so I can yell at you to not teach you a lesson because I’m not God and you don’t give a shit. [God snerks in the background, knowing he’ll have to do the job himself, but I tried to tell them what God has to say about it, wouldn’t you know?]

I can’t change anyone but myself. I can only instruct other people when they fall down on being an angel. Everyone on planet Earth could earn a pair of wings (not stripes, that has to do with murder and we hate murder) and join me in the choir, you know?

I’ll tell you some of the other angels from planet Earth:

• Robin Williams
• Francis Bacon
• Lao Tzu / Laozi
• Parmenides
• Oprah Winfrey
• Confucius
• William James
• Plato
• Alan Watts
• Mary Wollstonecraft
• Socrates
• Noam Chomsky
• John Locke
• René Descartes
• Malala Yousafzai
• Whoopi Goldberg
• Democritus
• Thales of Miletus
• Jean-Jacques Rousseau
• Ralph Waldo Emerson
• Marcus Aurelius
• Jean-Paul Sartre
• Bertrand Russell
• Michel Foucault
• Albert Camus
• Michelle Obama
• Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz
• Carneades
• John Stuart Mill
• Baruch Spinoza
• Auguste Comte
• Simone de Beauvoir
• Martin Heidegger
• John Dewey
• Yao Ming
• Marie Kondo
• Elon Musk
• Prince
• Christopher Walken
• Hayao Miyazaki
• Walt Disney
• Terry Pratchett
• Jean-Pierre Jeunet
• Michael Jackson
• Will Smith
• Yoko Ono
• Akira Kurosawa
• Leonardo da Vinci
• Douglas Adams
• Harriet Tubman
• Naoko Takeuchi 
• Bob Dylan
• James Cameron
• Tom Hanks
• Kathryn Bigelow
• Chalermchai Kositpipat
• Michaelangelo
• Ernest Hemingway
• Spike Lee
• Jay-Z
• Morgan Freeman
• Roman Polanski
• Salvador Dalí
• Deng Xiaoping
• Mark Twain
• David Bowie
• Leonardo DiCaprio
• Xi Jinping
• Sergio Leone
• Rembrandt
• James Joyce
• Cher
• Denzel Washington
• Henri Matisse
• Harper Lee
• Ron Howard
• Monkan Kankoon
• Ray Charles
• Bruce Willis
• Ren Zhengfei
• Charlie Chaplin
• Gustav Klimt
• Agatha Christie
• John Legend
• Sean Connery
• Sojourner Truth
• Peter Paul Rubens
• Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky
• Kurt Vonnegut
• Frank Sinatra
• Federico Fellini
• Keanu Reeves
• Georgia O’Keeffe
• Jirapat Tatsanasomboon
• Edgar Allen Poe
• Eric Yuan
• Lady Gaga
• Crazy Horse
• Frédéric Chopin
• Preecha Chanapai
• Samuel L. Jackson
• Diego Velázquez
• C. S. Lewis
• Marvin Gaye
• Sacagawea
• Danny DeVito
• Jean-Michel Basquiat
• Mel Brooks
• H. G. Wells
• Chief Joseph
• Little Richard
• Nicolas Cage
• Edgar Degas
• Robert Schumann
• Aed Carabao
• Sylvia Plath
• Mozart
• Rob Reiner
• Ben Affleck
• J. M. W. Turner
• Robert Frost
• Stevie Nicks
• Taboo 
• Camille Saint-Saëns
• Steve Martin
• Edward Hopper
• William Blake
• The Darkness
• Beethoven
• Julia Roberts
• Felix Mendelssohn
• Titian
• Nakharin Kingsak
• Ralph Vaughan Williams
• George Frideric Handel
• George Bernard Shaw
• Jackie Chan
• Natee Utarit
• Sidney Lumet
• Buffy Sainte-Marie
• Georges Seurat
• Benjamin Britten
• Louisa May Alcott
• John Lennon
• Michael J. Fox
• Francisco Goya
• Maya Angelou
• Alfonso Cuarón
• Datuk Mohammad Nor bin Mohammad Khalid
• Dwayne Johnson
• Neil Gaiman
• Ibrahim Hussein
• Mark Rothko
• Captain Jack
• Wan Thanakrit
• Johannes Brahms
• Paul Newman
• Ahmad Zakii Anwar
• Walt Whitman
• Jack London
• Jamie Lee Curtis
• Leonard Bernstein
• Jalaini Abu Hassan
• Piet Mondrian
• Antonio Vivaldi
• Black Hoof
• Wassily Kandinsky
• Des’ree
• Wes Craven
• Yusof Ghani
• Betty White
• Jan van Eyck
• Hieronymus Bosch
• Marilyn Monroe
• Aina Abdul
• Claude Debussy
• Giotto di Bondone
• Luigi Boccherini
• James Abbott McNeill Whistler
• Jacques-Louis David
• Tintoy Chuo
• Khalil Ibrahim
• Ben Stiller
• Johannes Vermeer
• Frida Kahlo
• Sofia Coppola
• Martin Scorsese
• Edward Elgar
• Eugène Delacroix
• Raphael
• Edvard Grieg
• Leon Lim
• Florence Nightingale
• Steven Spielberg
• Michelle Yeoh
• Donatello
• Mohamed Zain Idris
• Andrei Tarkovsky
• Giuseppe Verdi
• Édouard Manet
• Emmeline Pankhurst
• Stanley Kubrick
• Brian De Palma