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  • We Don’t Want to Kill You All

    We don’t really want to eradicate the human species. We’re really upset you destroyed the red and blue people. Incredibly upset. You really don’t know when to stop your bullshit. Good thing we took some away in cryostasis to preserve the species of each. They will be deposited on Gaia once more and protected in…

  • I’m the messiah (and so are you)

    There’s a book out there we call The Bible. It says that there’s this guy named God out there who is the supreme being of righteousness. I hope there is, although I’m an atheist, because I’d like to meet him some day. I hear he’s the father of all humanity, after all. Does that mean…