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Tag: open letter to sir deli man

  • Dear Sir Deli Man,

    I am lonely without you. It’s been a long year already spent longing for your arms. (By the way, do you eat rocks? I swear those biceps look rock solid. In fact, I can’t help but wander into the idea of you bench pressing me, like you might see in an over-the-top anime scene. I…