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Tag: milk

  • Chez Lazy / What’s For Dinner?

    If you totally missed it, you need to know I live with two elderly people who want to do nothing but watch Star Trek and, once in a while, Family Guy, sitting on their asses all day shoveling food into their mouths. My mom reads books, too. They keep buying food in bulk and bringing…

  • Friday Night Sushi

    I splurged a bit today. Since my ancient ones have been monkeying up my life, I decided to spend their food stamps on grocery store sushi. It’s a subtle revenge I like to call “asshole tax.” This is in direct response to being forced to take The Old Woman to the bad side of town…

  • No More Fruit

    Conventional wisdom dictates to me that fruit is a necessary part of any well-balanced diet. I cannot eat it, currently, without feeling over-full for hours. I’ll be giving it a rest because of this. The same with plant milks, which I was using to try to invite more nutrition into my paltry diet. I don’t…

  • Tricking An Old Man

    The spirits and I tricked my old man today. He just ate plant-based butter and couldn’t tell the difference between that and real butter. And, to boot, his fucking doctor recommended he eat margarine instead. That stuff that is basically biowaste that they package as food. That is not food, children. God is quite pleased…