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Chez Lazy / What’s For Dinner?
If you totally missed it, you need to know I live with two elderly people who want to do nothing but watch Star Trek and, once in a while, Family Guy, sitting on their asses all day shoveling food into their mouths. My mom reads books, too. They keep buying food in bulk and bringing…
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Friday Night Sushi
I splurged a bit today. Since my ancient ones have been monkeying up my life, I decided to spend their food stamps on grocery store sushi. It’s a subtle revenge I like to call “asshole tax.” This is in direct response to being forced to take The Old Woman to the bad side of town…
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No More Fruit
Conventional wisdom dictates to me that fruit is a necessary part of any well-balanced diet. I cannot eat it, currently, without feeling over-full for hours. I’ll be giving it a rest because of this. The same with plant milks, which I was using to try to invite more nutrition into my paltry diet. I don’t…