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Tag: disability

  • “A Day In The Life Of” (Cont’d)

    She met her goals for the day, wouldn’t you know. All but one: making the elusive donut waffle. It’s not that she didn’t have the reagents on hand. Far from it: she had conjure at least 100 waffles, she’d wager. There was something else holding her back. It wasn’t Sir Deli Man – perish the…

  • Coffee & Cake (& Chai & Toasties)

    My toasties are shaped like a cake or a really decadent brownie but have the texture of a cookie. I’m enjoying my first toastie with a cup of masala chai that I left in the fridge overnight with all the spices in it. YUM! I’m going to have to make it part of my recipe:…

  • Trickster: 2, Bio-Dad: 0

    The first cup of coffee I made that old man was with milk. They added a bunch of sugar afterwards. The second cup of coffee I made that old man was with Silk vanilla dairy-free creamer + sugar. I start brewing more coffee and my mom tells me to make him another cuppa ‘just the…

  • Another Cuppa (Coffee)

    I thought I was ready to strike outside and shovel. Unfortunately, a muscle in my right shoulder just spasmed and so now God is doing yoga with me to try to alleviate that and get me moving again. I don’t actually know yoga, but God does. He knows so much stuff! He’s been working with…

  • Being Disabled Sucks Balls

    Ah, man. The moving company that finally found my stuff and is bringing it here forgot to remind me that they are going to hold my shit hostage until I finish the payment for delivery. It’s five months late, y’all. I deposited the money orders in the bank after two months, figuring my shit was…

  • I Am The Mountain

    ‘I am the mountain,’ she said to her friend Belialtrix. He was taken aback. How could she be the mountain while she chases the Mountain Dragon Man? ‘Are you sure I am the mountain you are looking for?’ Belialtrix suggested. Surreal, we know. How can both be the mountain? How can anyone be a mountain?…