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Tag: asshole tax

  • Whore, Grief, Courtship

    “Where is that whore,” he said, his voice laden with scorn. I heard this in my head today. Whore is not a word I’d typically use, though I know the meaning. SYNONYMS: strumpet, hustler, slut, tramp, escort, harlot, hooker, pro, prostitute, streetwalker, call girl, fallen woman, lady of the evening, working girl. Sex worker. Have…

  • Flirting.

    There she was. Flirting with the hottest guy in the room. At least, I thought so. She was leaning into the palm of her hand, engrossed, her eyes on him. At least, at first. I don’t know if I made a noise or something, but she looked my way almost as soon as I noticed…

  • Friday Night Sushi

    I splurged a bit today. Since my ancient ones have been monkeying up my life, I decided to spend their food stamps on grocery store sushi. It’s a subtle revenge I like to call “asshole tax.” This is in direct response to being forced to take The Old Woman to the bad side of town…