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Flirting?
You know, I keep telling myself that I’m autistic, I just don’t understand human flirting… but I really do understand it. It’s just that the rest of humanity sucks. I just looked up an article all about eye contact (you can read it here, if you wish) and I’m quite disappointed. I think the cashier […]
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I Could Sleep (Good Vibes 7)
Look, I can’t help it. She dances around to Vivica. You know, this song is important to me. First off, it reminds me that we women can adore each other platonically and bolster each other’s self-esteem, which is woefully battered by the rape culture in America today, if not all over the world. It also […]
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Special (Good Vibes 5)
Yup, still listening to my own playlist. I’m checking the flow, but honestly, it just kind of fades into the background on me. It’s really useful in silencing those voices that plague me. So is shouting at them, but that literally disturbs other people constantly and makes them upset. It’s because they don’t know what […]
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Machine (Good Vibes 4)
Yup… I’m listening to my own epic playlist. I have something I could say about each and every song, but we’ll stick to the plot: THE VOICES(TM). The answer is: because I can. Your brain will catch up in a… hi. I’m disappointed in my cake that is far too sweet. I had a feeling […]
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Read My Mind (Good Vibes 2)
I guarantee that eventually, if you read enough, you will guess what comes next. You’re going to think I’m a telepath because I scramble your brain and you end up being able to read my mind. Just wait for it. (…dary.) Deli Man, stop asking me what I do outside of the store. I baked […]
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The Relationship Myth
Men: Women: Men: Men: Men: Women: Men:
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Dead Eye Joe Gets an Upgrade
I feel bad nicknaming the man in the deli “Dead Eye Joe.” The first time I saw him, his eyes were dark, like there was no reason to live any longer. I know how that feels. I know it in my bones, actually, because I don’t particularly want to live anymore myself. However, perhaps just […]