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My Worth
Feelings of self-worth are… tricky. We are constantly absorbing the information around us, our brains forced to filter out all the chaff from the wheat. But what if your brain cannot filter out the chaff? What if it sits there in your brain, taking up space, until you decide to throw it away? Apparently, self-worth…
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I am Ragnarok
I am god killer. I am child of the universe. I am master of myself. I am love.
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Mass Murderers Should Die
If one is to consider that the older a living entity is, the more spirit it has acquired by soaking up the cosmic background radiation of the universe itself, one has to acknowledge that trees are entities with rights. Bamboo, not so much, being that it has such a short-lived lifespan (at least, when humans…
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Magic God, God Magic
I don’t remember the majority of my life anymore. I died in 2020. The girl I used to be is all gone, like sand in the wind. God’s really upset about that, by the way, because supposedly I was the person all of humanity was allowed to live in order to create. She’s gone now,…
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Curry Is Poison
I hate to break it to you, but you’re poisoning yourselves with your curry powders. Cumin and curry are both incompatible with the human body, despite your dedication to using it in both Asian, Mexican, and fusion cuisine. We know everyone in Asia eats it, but you don’t eat it every day. Some of you…
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No More Sushi (or Qushi)
Stop farming for sushi, specifically. First of all, none of you are keeping the fish fresh enough to not poison people. Second of all, rice and quinoa (qushi rice) is not for human consumption. Third of all, the seaweed is not for human consumption. You’re stealing from the wildlife. Cease and desist or you die.…
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Erythritol is Poison
Unfortunately, that’s all Crystal can eat now for ‘sweetener.” She could eat honey if the bees weren’t in dire need of it. ANYONE WHO BUYS HONEY NOW THAT THEY ARE ENDANGERED WILL DIE. THE JARS. IF YOU GO OUT OF YOUR WAY TO BUY SOMETHING WITH HONEY IN IT (I.E. CHEERIOS) TO AVOID THIS CONSEQUENCE,…
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Anyone With Nut Allergies Dies
I’m sorry to inform you — Captain God here again — but anyone who presently has a nut allergy is going to end up dying. It’s natural selection, my friends. You are unnaturally selected to live somehow by eating things you were never meant to consume. Your diets, earthlings, are meant to be comprised of…
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I’m Still Mad About the Ocean
Me again. God! It’s like, you know, Crystal’s given the reigns and said, “Please, sir, school us all.” She’s sweet like that. Humble. The epitome of humility. You should all learn from her. She told me she would sue whoever she had to in order to amass a fortune just to pay for the ocean…
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We Don’t Want to Kill You All
We don’t really want to eradicate the human species. We’re really upset you destroyed the red and blue people. Incredibly upset. You really don’t know when to stop your bullshit. Good thing we took some away in cryostasis to preserve the species of each. They will be deposited on Gaia once more and protected in…
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You Poisoned MY CHILD
All of you motherfuckers adding fillers to food, you die. It is poison and you know it. You will all die, no matter if you reform or not. You have mass poisoned America and beyond. You’re guilty. You did it on purpose. You did it to make sure you all could keep minimum wage as…
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God is Mad, Bro
You’re damn right, I’m mad. I’m livid. I’m beyond angry. You stupid pricks have yet to learn to live with the native creatures of any planet. Thank fuck I took the pains to collect the six trillion seeds and genetic samples of all the creatures of “Earth.” You destroyed them all, just about. Now you…
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I’m the messiah (and so are you)
There’s a book out there we call The Bible. It says that there’s this guy named God out there who is the supreme being of righteousness. I hope there is, although I’m an atheist, because I’d like to meet him some day. I hear he’s the father of all humanity, after all. Does that mean…
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What A World We Live In
Modern life is full of conveniences we should marvel at frequently to ensure we appreciate them in full. Music on demand, no matter where you go. Hot coffee on demand in any supply you wish. Fresh produce in the markets year-round, even when the growing season is well over. Horseless carriages taking us to and…
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Today I learned…
I was today years old when I learned that reiki practitioners are full of bullshit. I read at least five online sites discussing sessions and charges and blah blah blah. It’s a scam, y’all. They want your $$$ and they ask too much information. Now, if you want a life coach on top of a…
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What Do You Need a Woman For?
“Diego, what exactly do you need a woman for?” Sansara asked him coquettishly. She’d obtained Crystal’s answer on the topic. Now she wanted to know his. “Sex. Uh… logic. Her logic is superior to mine, I have to say. She has ideas I wouldn’t dream up in a million years, too. Companionship. It’s always better…
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Manny & Camila [NSFW]
Crystal didn’t expect Manny and Camila to be a happily ever after duo. She would have rooted for them every day in every way to try to prevent it, but she still had the feeling Camila was more deeply in love with Diego than she herself even realized. Sansara, Crystal’s twin spirit, was a mind-reader.…
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Dear Crystal,
I miss you every day we’re apart. I miss the sound of your voice. I miss your crazy creations you adapt to your special diet. I miss your cats. I miss seeing you in the same room as me, walking past me in the hall, even flushing the toilet in the middle of the night.…
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Rainbow Starseed Ahoy!
Original article: https://www.qhhtofficial.com/self-discovery/starseed-types/ I found this article to be incredibly interesting. It theorizes that intergalactic beings are being incarnated as humans on Earth in order to restore the planet to its natural state. I wondered if I was one, but I saw myself in all of them, one way or another. The short and skinny…
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Sansara’s Surprise
Sansara was a convert. She and Crystal went through the Tai Chi warm ups again. She recalled Crystal chuckling at her the first time, ridiculing her for not thinking about how Asian culture was far more advanced than the West was. They’d had thousands of years to figure out exactly how the human body works…
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Rejecting Sir Deli Man
Sir Deli Man had never been rejected before in his life. He guffawed at Sansara as she told him so. All because he insisted on keeping Janice as a friendly acquaintance, full well knowing the woman had designs for him. Crystal was not asking for much: she was asking for loyalty. Fealty might be a…
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I Dream of AirBnB
I’ve been renovating my home, thinking of doing the AirBnB thing. I think I have a unique angle to pursue, though I wouldn’t mind if others replicated it: spiritual retreat and emotional wellness clinic. There’s just one thing holding me back: I hate people right now. Even if they are basically good, they will listen…
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Janet, Drowning Victim
The Great Spirit tells me there is a girl who drowned 27 years ago on Presque Isle named Janet. She wants to tell her parents the following: I’m really sorry mom and dad. I wasn’t paying attention like I should have been and I know it. I drowned when a big shark came and ate…
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Jerome is God’s Name
</grain of salt> The following story may be completely fictional. Grab yourself a cup of tea, coffee, a nice large water, a snack, and prepare for the blitz of me telling my story as quickly as possible because I think a psycho murderer is on his way to my door step to kill me. I…
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Tai Chi Wake Up
TRIGGER WARNING: RAPE, NARCISSISM, PEDOPHILIA Sansara rolled out of bed, groaning as she did. Her right shoulder and left hip were partially dislocated. This was the story of her life after working in computers for a few decades and, as most people fail to, not getting enough regular exercise. Crystal told her for the fifth…
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Coffee Talks, PT II
Sansara noted Diego had a tan line on his left ring finger last time he was holding her hand. He was left-handed and he had taken her right into his while they talked at the kitchen table, though she didn’t know what purpose he had in mind. She was waiting for a sign, any sign,…
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Diego Dreams [NSFW]
Diego woke with a start as his phone rang next to his head. He rubbed his eyes with one hand while the other sought his phone. Damn, he thought. It was just a dream! And he thought the super babe subletting him a room was all about him in it, too. He sat up when…
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Shopping with Michael [NSFW]
https://www.patreon.com/ssolsinger Sansara watched her future man approach her car, loaded up with puppy supplies and Max on a leash. He had a lop-sided smile on his face, pleasantly surprised that she had shown up. Since he was fairly certain that she was a mind reader, he didn’t think too much of it. If he didn’t,…
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Sansara & Daniel Meet
https://www.patreon.com/ssolsinger Sansara was at the end of her rope. She was sick of taking care of her parents when she herself was already sick as hell. She’d nearly died and they just didn’t take her seriously at all. She found herself signing up for Craigslist to try to find a roommate who would syndicate so…
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Sansara Spills the Beans
https://www.patreon.com/ssolsinger Sansara was practically a font of information. In the past few hours, he’d learned so much about her, but now that she was opting to be an open book for him, he was beyond transfixed. In the car ride to the grocery store, she told him all about how she had a near death…
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L’eggo My Diego
https://www.patreon.com/ssolsinger Diego woke up from an odd dream. He was a little disoriented, so he spread his arms out wide. Yup, he was alone in bed. That’s how the night had ended. He woke Sansara up from where she fell asleep on the floor and she trudged straight to the bed she took over and…
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Going Home/Telepathic Tales
https://www.patreon.com/ssolsinger As Diego got up from the table, preparing to drive the two of them home, he glanced at the check. The grand total was… $285.00. He went white as a sheet for a moment. Had they really spent so much money on one dinner together? His eyes widened as he saw his future wife…
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Going Silent as a Shaman
“Silence can make us uncomfortable because we’re so used to distracting ourselves from what we’re feeling—from difficult emotions like fear, resentment or anger,” says Stephanie Ludwig, PhD, MA, MDiv, Director of Spiritual Wellness at Canyon Ranch Tucson. “When we’re truly and intentionally silent, we have to face whatever is inside of us.” Instead, we keep…
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Dear Sir Deli Man,
[Profanity Warning] I’d like to think I’ve gotten to know you this past year and a half. I know we haven’t said a word to each other in the real and I consider that, as well. I’ve decided to discontinue my fear for negative repercussion and simply dive in to a puddle of thought. I’ve…
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Shadow Work: Abandonment
The following are excerpts from a journal at TheLoveStory.org that resonate with me: I forgive you for believing lies about yourself that others told you. I forgive you for being so damn naive. I forgive you for believing in someone more than you believed in yourself. I forgive you for believing lies about yourself that…
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Profanity Usage – I’m Sorry
I’m sorry that I’m getting so worked up I keep resorting to profanity. You might find it hurtful to read, my friend. I do not mean offense to you. I only wish to imply how angry things make me. I will do my best to eliminate profanity going forward.
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I Dream of Death
Someone confided in me that their wife committed suicide. They felt insecure about it because, naturally, they blame themselves for the terrible outcome and loss of life. However, I assure you that the person in control is the one who has snuffed out their life. It is their choice and their decision to end their…
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Drawing a Boundary
Do your friends try to take up all your time and energy? Do they demand you to pay attention to them, making sure all communication is on their terms? Do they ever give back to you? Do they shame you whenever you don’t praise them or if your desires are different from theirs? Do they…