Category: health and wellness

  • Emergency Care

    Her soul needed CPR. After eighteen long months, she has a spiritual pulse again. I thought I lost her, y’all. She’s my baby, you know. She’s so sweet and innocent. A fucking unicorn amongst you idiots. More of you could be like her, but I bet you won’t bother or dare. It’s a shame, because […]

  • A Day In The Life Of

    Sansara awoke many times throughout the day. She’d fallen asleep when she full well meant to stay awake. That was happening a lot these days. She was fighting cancer, after all, and it was taking its toll on her body. It was shortly after dawn that the vixen had nodded off. She’d been doing yoga […]

  • I Don’t Want to Exist Anymore

    Ever feel that way? I remember feeling it most when I was a teenager, honestly. I felt like I should have never been born, after trying to communicate my grief to others, trying to face it head-on that I’d been raped and diminished as a person. Instead, the people I tried to acquire comfort from […]

  • I’ll Marry Odin Now, Thanks For Playing Along

    I met Odin last year in the spring time. I thought he was a mortal being here on planet Earth, but I no longer think that. I told him that I thought I needed a mate with a body. In fact, I mistook him for a human being… I mistook him for the man I […]

  • Artichoke Dip

    Ingredients: 1/4 cup non-dairy milk, like macadamia nut or soy 1/4 cup sunflower oil 1/4 tsp salt 2 cloves garlic 2 cups artichokes, drained Method: Bring non-dairy milk and oil to room temperature. Put non-dairy milk in a food processor that has a pour spout/opening. Start food processor. Slowly drizzle sunflower oil into the “milk.” […]

  • Cucumber Relish

    Ingredients: 1/4 cup non-dairy milk, like macadamia nut or soy 1/4 cup sunflower oil 1/4 tsp salt 1/2 tsp dried dill OR 2 tsp fresh dill 1 large cucumber Method: Bring non-dairy milk and oil to room temperature. Put non-dairy milk in a food processor that has a pour spout/opening. Start food processor. Slowly drizzle […]

  • Pear-Blueberry Smoothie

    1 pear, chopped (and peeled, if you’re a pansy) 1 cup blueberries 1 cup water 1 cup non-dairy milk of your choice, such as soy or cashew 3 tbs avocado oil (or your fat of choice) Throw it in a blender and blend to your desired consistency. Want to liven it up a little? Add […]

  • Weight Lost: 8 LBS

    I lost 8 pounds this past week. “Oh, that’s just water weight!” Nope, it’s not, but keep telling yourself that if it makes you feel better. You will want to once you know I don’t eat hardly any sugar. I eat small meals about six times a day. Sometimes, my meal is coffee and creamer. […]

  • Fighting Food Intolerance

    God told me today that I know the cure for cancer. I have no evidence I actually have cancer, of course. Apparently SSM Health does from an MRI they took of my belly last year. I’m afraid to call. I don’t want to know. I’ll tell you how I cured it, just in case he’s […]

  • Cold Turnip Salad

    Ingredients: 2 Turnips 1/4 of a medium red onion 1/4 cup non-dairy milk, like macadamia nut or soy, room temp 1/4 cup sunflower oil, room temp 1/4 tsp salt 1 tbs dill (fresh or dry) 1/2 bunch chives, OPTIONAL Method: Boil the two turnips, covered in water, for 30 mins. Drain & chill once complete. […]

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