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Angel-Sansara

Category: food

  • Dirt Poor

    Some might say I’ve led an extraordinary life. In fact, you might say it, when I’m done speaking today. I hope you learn the lessons in what I’m going to tell you, because you can replicate my unusual success story easily with a little code cracking. God tells me I am the code cracker, but…

  • Vows

    Did you ever vow to do something and find out that it’s not exactly what you thought you were meaning? Have you ever decided that a vow to ignore something good for you is a hindrance to your development? Vows are promises we make with strong conviction, lifetime after lifetime. For instance, I vow never…

  • Tired AF/POISONED!

    Preface: It was a lovely tasting steak. Recipe for happy cats: home grown catnip dried upside down in a paper bag. I let go of all expectations. I set my soul free. Reality is the truth, the truth is reality. I am capable of seeing only reality, without interjecting my bull shit to fill in…

  • Keto Done Right…

    Hello! My name is Sansara Solsinger and I am the messiah of the 21st century! I am so pleased to make your acquaintance! Today’s test kitchen/laboratory experiment is a partial flop. On one hand, I made keto angel food cake. On the other hand, both my berry compote and my keto bread leave something to…

  • A Deadly Diet Indeed

    I’m sitting here thinking about my dad’s condition. He’s in the hospital, still not much better, and possibly about to get worse — it depends on what they allow him to eat there. He has anemia and his blood doesn’t coagulate. Here I am reading up on a plant that can possibly be used instead…

  • New Year, New You

    “Let’s have a coffee chat,” God suggests. Crystal screams, “NO! You bastard! I have something much more important to write.” It’s a great time to make some resolutions to be a better person. I think the majority of Americans are making a resolution to lose weight right now, and they will shame themselves in about…

  • God is Wise

    Men make me sick, God complained to Crystal. She nodded sadly, understanding God’s point of view and His pain. He had, after all, influenced mankind since the beginning, trying to teach them about gentility and how to be noble, honorable, decent beings. How to be righteous. He IS the Supreme Being of Righteousness, after all.…

  • [Garlic] Cornbread Success!!!!!

    Do you know the secret to soft cornbread? We do! You mix the corn meal with your water or milk (or, in our case, “milk.”) You let it sit for at least five minutes. THEN you add your other ingredients. Any powder add-ins that aren’t flour ought to go in before the flour. In this…

  • Easy Ways to Feed Old People (or Young People)

    It was brought to my attention there are some things I do that could help others make food for an entire week (or even just a few days.) So, without further ado: Life Hack #1: Instant Mashed Potatoes If you’re just going to reheat in the microwave anyway, what’s the point of boiling water to…

  • No Recipes For Me

    I just spent two hours scouring YouTube for ideas of what to eat. Not a single person who created a video (even the really best ones) made more than one meal in their meal prep planning/execution than I could eat. It seems to me that nobody on planet Earth has my exact dietary restrictions… at…

  • Recipes For A Hungry Girl

    Algerian edition. Adapted from this course on Udemy. Algerian Olive Stew Ingredients Zucchini Chekchouka Courgette Ingredients Algerian Chicken Bourek Chicken Rolls Ingredients Stuffed Zucchini Dolma Courgette Ingredients Algerian Flat Bread (Kesra) Ingredients

  • Unconventional Breakfast

    Cider-Oat Breakfast Soup Microwave for 3 minutes or so (perhaps longer, if your cider is chilled.) I mulled and reduced some cider for another recipe, so what’s a girl to do with what’s leftover? EAT IT. I am woozy this morning… I slept 15 hours after I exercised twice yesterday. I went through a simple…

  • Leftover Delight

    It’s almost time to scour the fridge anew and turn anything getting to be more than a couple days old into something new. I’ve got my sights set on a half gallon of apple cider that has not been devoured yet. It didn’t quite taste fresh when I got myself a glass full last night,…

  • A Yearning

    I don’t suppose you know what it’s like to feel someone else’s feelings? I mean, literally. They take up space inside your body and you feel exactly like they feel. It’s not sympathy, it’s worse. It’s full on empath. It’s not even empathy… you are literally feeling exactly what they are feeling. The only blessing…

  • Meatballs.

    “What does the Pillsbury Dough Boy have under his apron?” … “Dough nuts!” I need meatballs in my life. They freeze well and everything. These days, making food is really annoying. I’m feeding two children who can use the microwave but fall down when it comes to the oven. Crystal’s Meatballs Ingredients: 1 lb lean…

  • Imagining “A Day In The Life Of”

    As part of the Raise Your Vibration course, Mischaela encourages that we imagine our future. A day in the life of our future selves. So, here goes… I wake up and something alerts me to the fact that I’m not alone in my bed. It might be an arm around me or my hand touching…

  • SweeTart Diet Smoothie

    I stumbled upon a happy accident today, y’all. My smoothie, created for nutrition and wellness, tastes very much like a SweeTart to me. Now, I haven’t had a SweeTart in a long time, so please forgive me if you don’t agree. It happened to hit all the same flavor centers and notes for me, though,…

  • Turnips Au Gratin

    3 medium turnips 1 small onion 1/2 stick avocado oil 1 tbs cassava flour 1/2 cup unsweetened soy milk 1 cup faux cheddar cheese (shredded) salt to taste Preheat oven to 425° Fahrenheit, if using. Preheat crockpot, if using. Slice all the vegetables thinly. Use a mandolin if you want them uniform. Mix avocado oil,…

  • I Don’t Want to Exist Anymore

    Ever feel that way? I remember feeling it most when I was a teenager, honestly. I felt like I should have never been born, after trying to communicate my grief to others, trying to face it head-on that I’d been raped and diminished as a person. Instead, the people I tried to acquire comfort from…

  • Fighting Food Intolerance

    God told me today that I know the cure for cancer. I have no evidence I actually have cancer, of course. Apparently SSM Health does from an MRI they took of my belly last year. I’m afraid to call. I don’t want to know. I’ll tell you how I cured it, just in case he’s…

  • Toasties! (Healthy Cookies)

    Ingredients: 2 cups almond meal 1/2 cup cassava flour (egg replacement) 2 sticks plant-based butter, room temperature 2/3 cup Lakanto ‘golden’ monkfruit sweetener 2/3 cup Lakanto ‘classic’ monkfruit sweetner 1 tsp vanilla extract (or paste) 1 pinch nutmeg 1 tsp allspice Method: cream together ‘sugars’ and ‘butter’ add extracts & spices to creamed mixture and…

  • Nut Snack

    Ingredients: 1/2 cup mixed nuts (unsalted, preferably raw) 1 tbs plant fat (avocado, olive oil) salt to taste Mix together in a bowl and eat with a spoon. Counts as protein + fat. No carbs.

  • No Coffee Day

    Today is a no coffee day. The suffering is real. I’m not even out of coffee. Or creamer. I really just drink coffee as an excuse to drink creamer. But it’s got sugar in it, and I know sugar is bad for me. It causes cancer. The internet says otherwise, but I know the truth.…