Top 10 Reasons the She-Hulk Gets Mad

1. She broke a nail.
2. You called her “baby” after giving her elevator eyes.
3. You wore the same dress she did.
4. You made eyes at her girlfriend.
5. You tried to get her number after finding out the girl you eyeballed all night at the bar was happily married. As if she didn’t see you doing it.
6. You cut her off in traffic.
7. You followed her home.
8. She saw you roofie her drink.
9. You touched her without permission.
10. You cat-called her from across the street. Idiot.
11. You tried to eat her french fries.