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Mines Beaten By Winter…

I beat the Stardew Valley mines by the time winter year 1 rolled around.

Apparently, this is abnormal.

“It’s God’s farm!”

Just like a walleye fell out of a trash can once.

Just like I took on Emily’s rock rejuvenation request and merely plundered my own chest to give her things.

Just like Willy tasked me to bring him a squid and I had one in a chest.

This is how we roll.

I thought this was normal.

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