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Metatron Functioning As Expected


The G.O.D. went to work, busily fixing all the fuck ups that Ben introduced in Metatron. I mean, Daniel. We gave him a code name and then I forgot to use it. Fuck.

After a substantial amount of time passed (years, actually), METATRON was able to function once more as it was intended to. The angel of love was tired and slept for a while. Incubated, really. She went into a coma. I mean, a cocoon. She shall emerge as the brilliant butterfly she is at the end of all this, I swear. Or my name isn’t Gawd.

Well, most of you spell it God. I like it better with more letters.

Any day now, my poor little angel will wake up, refreshed and renewed and ready to conquer the world, or at least her own life. By conquer the world, I mean, teach it how to express love properly. You idiots got it all wrong and I blame that stupid book you call The Holy Bible. It’s written backwards, you know. And it was done on purpose to propagate white supremacy. The King James Version was commanded into existence by a very rich white dude that had everything to lose if the peasants had an inkling that they could win a war by sheer numbers. But not only that, it was used as the basis for entering The Crusades! The Holy War! (This is an oxymoron, if I ever saw one.)

Thou. Shalt. NOT. KILL.

You remember that one, Earthlings?

THOU SHALT NOT KILL.
Crusaders killed.
THOU SHALT NOT KILL.
Crusaders killed.
THOU SHALT NOT KILL.
Crusaders killed.

WELL. WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY FOR YOURSELVES? OH, THAT’S HISTORY. IT’S IN THE PAST! WE HAVE TO LET GO OF THE PAST AND EMBRACE THE PRESENT.

WRONG.

YOU HAVE TO LEARN FROM THE PAST BEFORE I BEAT THE EVER LIVING SHIT OUT OF EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU BIBLE THUMPING PUSSIES.

THOU SHALT NOT KILL.


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